Gambino. Genovese. Lucchese. You know these families. Now let me introduce you to the really scary families in America today.
The petits anges. They come from the Little Angels of Hope Orphanage in Port-Au-Prince, and they whine right into the base of your spine.
The mothers' girls. These young ladies from Mothers’ Girls Orphanage in Taipei can throw tantrums that stink.
The mercy girls. You think the mothers’ girls are cold because of what they did with Tickle Me Elmo and that one guy's belly button? These sweethearts from God’s Mercy Orphanage in Guangxi Autonomous Region can mess you up.
The Nyet Moloko. Hotheaded and unorthodox, the kids from Volgograd Regional Baby Orphanage #9 (aka “Nyet Moloko”) do things with diaper cream that you really don't want to imagine.
The Starry Brot. These Ukranians from City of Odessa Orphanage #2 (aka “Starry Brot”) make the Moloko kids look like knuckleheads.
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